Chuck Norris jokes
TheShadowWalker at 03h30
18
Feb
2010
Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris once donated blood to charity. When arriving, he declined the syringe and instead asked for a bucket and a knife.
Respond with more Chuck Norris, our ruler behind the scenes.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to charity. When arriving, he declined the syringe and instead asked for a bucket and a knife.
Respond with more Chuck Norris, our ruler behind the scenes.
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Post a true fact about chuck norris. No repeats. Only post one at a time. No double posting. 2 posts need to be between your post and your second post.
Ill start:
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of
1) post any joke that is related to chuck norris in someway
2) do not say the same jokes twice.. please read other joeks b4 posting..
3) we want to get as many as we can so even post the cheese ones lol
4) ... oh yah im thinking of rules
5) feel free
-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned
All Hail CHUCK NORRIS!
Chuck humor here!
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-When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesnt push himself up... He pushes the earth down.
-Chuck
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