Chuck Norris facts!

Tomilion at 18h43
22
Jan
2010
Chuck Norris facts!

-Chuck Norris doesnt get wet... The water get Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
-Chuck Norris doesnt sleep... He waits.
-When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesnt push himself up... He pushes the earth down.
-Chuck Norris once shot down a fighter plane with his finger by yelling "Bang!".
-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer...Too bad he has never cried.
-Chuck Norris does not use spel

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