Post your funny quotes and random fact here!(Don't talk about Chuck Norris)

Thobe at 15h11
10
Apr
2010
Post your funny quotes and random fact here!(Don't talk about Chuck Norris)

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"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"-Anonymous

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." -Anonymous


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