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1 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 2 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 3 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like

My best one liners
Here are some of my best one liners The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil. Never get into fights

One Liners
What will you say when you kill someone? Me? Maybe ""If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'D.E.A.D' together." Lame, I know. *facepalm*

Best Horatio Caine One-Liner EVER
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One Liners
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?.. - Matt

One liners
Anyone got any funny one liners from TV or movies? Here's a couple of my favorites from Trailer Park Boys (Canadian thing)

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Let's talk about our newest series that we use to compensate for the loss of monthly Mayoi Neko Overrun!

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The Rules of Courtly Love
Today in my English class, we went over the Rules of Courtly Love. For those who don't know what it is, they're a bunch of rules governing love, by Eleanor of Aquitane as a sort of guideline for men. Now when I first heard of these I wanted to bash this

Love is like a booger!
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[Manga] Medaka Box 95/ To Love Ru ~Darkness~ 7.5
What a nice day today was. So about Medaka Box, it seems our previous translator suddenly bailed on us, which was the main reason there were no releases for a while. Thankfully, DocAstaroth stepped up to translate the series for us, so big thanks t